这群人是谁 Who are those people,
为什么他们一直在拍我们 and why do they keep taking our picture?
《滚石》杂志社的 他们今天是 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today
来为股底抽薪做专栏的 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar.
我不是来写股底抽薪或是《风骚女子》的 I didn't come here to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx.
我是来写你的 I came here to write about you.
外面风传说我们的读者很大一部分 There's a whisper campaign that a good number of our readers
-都是同性恋者 -但是让各类群体 -are homosexuals. - lsn't it better
都对我们的作品感兴趣不是更好吗 if our work is interesting to all kinds of people?
我们有为了触及女性用户 We have advertisers that are paying
才付钱的广告商 specifically to reach women.
今晚 由女宾们选定你们的晚伴 Tonight, ladies choose their partners.
兰尼 我 我想回《风骚女子》工作 Len, I was, um, thinking about going back to Minx.
哦 也该回去了 Oh. lt's about time.
希望你能把这些当做 I would like you to consider it
我对你秘书一职的申请 my application to be your secretary.
我需要你想出更多的主意来推广《风骚女子》 But I need you to come up with more ideas for Minx.
我梦想中的一切我都已然得到 l've gotten everything I've ever wanted,
但这发生得太快了 and it's happened so fast.
你有没有想过 Have you ever considered that maybe
你值得所有的一切 you are exactly where you belong?
♪ Young woman Share your fire with me ♪
♪ My heart is cold ♪
♪ My soul is free ♪
♪ I am a stranger In your land ♪
♪ A wandering man Call me sand ♪
♪ Oh sir My fire is very small ♪
♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪
♪ At all ♪
我发誓我把叫醒电话定在中午了 I could've sworn I set my wake- up call for noon.
如果你想 我可以叫门房来 I can send up the concierge if you would prefer.
你知道我喜欢谢顶流苏发型 You do know that I have a thing for a man with a comb- over.
我和你说过的吧 Did I tell you this?
过来 Come here.
我已经迟到狠了 I am very late.
一连串的会议等着我呢 I have back- to- back meetings.
那你如果不穿灯笼裤 You're not gonna look very professional
是不是显得太不专业了 without your knickers on, are you?
开玩笑的 这你还要吗 Just saying. Do you want these back?
嗯… Mm.
我们今天要拍专辑封面 We're shooting the album cover today.
我希望你在场 I could use your eye.
如果你想在我的日程表上再塞一次拍摄 If you want to add another shoot to my schedule,
那我就要收你预付款了 then I am going to require payment in advance.
哦 好啊 Oh. Well, that can be arranged.
-好吧 -嗯 -AII right. -Yeah.
给你五分钟 You got five minutes.
-这么点 -嗯哼 -Five minutes? - Mm- hmm.
好吧 但如果我想要… Yeah, but what if I want to, you know.
行吧 25分钟 Okay, 25.
♪ If I was a boat On a river ♪
♪ I guess I'd know Right where I was ♪
跑步呢 Joggin'
♪ Well, you won't see me ♪
♪ Floating by facedown ♪
♪ You just float and then You know you're feeling fine ♪
这已经是这周第三次了 That's three days this week.
才43分钟 这是我最好成绩了 43 minutes. lt's my personal best.
我跟你说 I'm telling you,
你一定得试试跑步上班 you gotta try this jogging thing.
讲真的 这可是… You really do. This is the...
我这辈子头一回感觉我这么健康 well, it's the healthiest I've ever felt in my whole life.
嘿 头儿 Hey, boss.
我把你的办公室窗户糊上了 I covered your office windows
这样就没人能偷看到··· so no one can sneak a peek of...
秘密项目× ...Secret Project X.
抱歉啊 丽塔 这是个秘密 Sorry, Rita. It's a secret.
我们知道 We know.
-道格 -咋了 -Doug? -Mm?
身为你的见习秘书 As your probationary secretary,
我能不能问一个关于秘密项目义的问题 can I ask you a question about Secret Project X?
你想问什么都行 You can ask me anything.
呃 这个项目我们非得保密吗 Um, does it have to be a secret?
我想说 如果大家知道该期待什么 I mean, wouldn't it be more fun
那不是应该更有趣吗 if people knew what they were excited about?
重点在于 让大家不停地猜 Well, it's about, you know, keeping people guessing,
这才是目的 so that's kind of the idea.
哦 但… Oh, but
没人猜啊 they're not.
斑比 可能没人说出来 但… Well, maybe not out loud, Bambs, but...
他们心里肯定在猜 but inside, they are.
瞧瞧他们 I mean, look at them.
心里有个钩子一直在挠 They've got an itch inside their brains,
但他们却不知道该如何瘙痒 and they don't know how to scratch it.
但这些人并不重要 是吧 But none of these people matter anyhow, right?
我们真正的观众只有一人 We've got an audience of one,
而当康妮看到了我们的杰作时 and when Connie sees what we are cooking up,
我们就一路畅通无阻啦 we're gonna be writing our own ticket.
那周五我是不是就能转正了 And then I'll officially be your gal Friday?
当然 等我们干成这件事 Absolutely...we pull this off,
马上给你升职加薪加福利 you're gonna get a raise and benefits.
好耶 Yes!
哦 那我还能不找牙医吗 Oh, but can I still do my own dental?
当然 随你 Yeah, whatever you want.
我简直不敢相信这是真的 I can't believe it's real!
只需要贝拉的签字就好 lt just needs Bella's signature.
还有 你要修饰百来个字的内容 And also, you need to trim about 100 words
因为我怕我不想扰乱设计 'cause I don't want to mess with the design.
贝拉找耳环这部分要不删掉吧 Maybe lose the bit about Bella finding the earring?
为什么 这可是灵魂啊 What? lt's the soul of the piece.
呃 你真是个作家 Ugh, you really are a writer.
当然 Yeah!
哦 回来的感觉太棒了 Oh, it feels great to be back.
你不知道我有多怀念 I have missed this place.
哦 我们也都很想你 Aw. Well, we missed you too.
这里的很多人都很关心你 A lot of people here care about you,
你却像是突然从我们的面前消失了 and you sort of disappeared on us.
呃 我 我得弄明白一些事 Well, I...I needed to figure some stuff out, you know?
呃 像贝拉吗 Mm. Like Bella?
看来她的大胆带来了些许稳定因素 And her escapades seem to have brought some stability.
以及冒险 And adventure.
是的 现在贝拉已经轻车熟路了 Yeah, Bella's been around the block now.
圣马利诺的路可是蜿蜒曲折 不好走哦 Those San Marino blocks are long and leafy.
你知道的只是冰山一角 You don't know the half of it.
但是 贝拉也游历了其他一些街区 But Bella started her journey through some other neighborhoods too.
那些有着试验性建筑的街区 Ones with more experimental architecture.
你觉得她会想要再去游览一番吗 Think she's tempted to revisit those?
呃 贝拉 在一个一个更好的地方 Well, Bella is in a...a better place
跟她的丈夫 大保罗一起 with her husband, Gian- Paul,
并且 贝拉要在工作时间 and uh, Bella needs to focus on her work
全神贯注在工作上 while at work
心无旁骛 and nothing else.
你明白我的意思吗 我不擅长委婉 Do you get what I'm saying? I'm not good at this.
不会 我明白 No, I get it.
-哦 怎么了 -没事 -Oh, what's going on here? -Oh, nothing.
只是为今晚准备点东西 Just finishing up some stuff for tonight.
哦 差点忘了 你神秘的特别项目 Oh, right. Your secret special something.
-几点来着 -呃 - What time is it again? - Uh...
八点开门 Doors open at 8: 00.
你赶不来也不要紧 Don't worry if you can't make it.
你狠狠工作 狠狠快乐 You work hard, you play hard.
你也该休息休息了 You deserve a quiet night in.
不用 我能腾出一个半小时 No, Ican spare 90 minutes.
那只是个粗略的估计 That's just an estimate.
我没把鼓掌的时间算进去 I didn't factor in applause breaks.
好了 你能进去弄完吗 Okay, you mind heading in and finishing up?
嗯 一切都好 普里格 Yeah. But all good, Prigger.
我是说 康妮今晚会来 I mean, Connie's coming tonight,
我这些都是要给她看的 and those are really the only eyes I need,
所以 说真的 别担心 so honestly, don't worry about it.
-嗯哼 -没事 -Uh- uh. -Okay.
没事 Okay.
-嘿 -哦 嗨 亲亲 - Hey! - Oh, hi! Mwah!
哦 双颊吻 难得啊 Oh, both cheeks! That's new.
也许我可以把这点加到贝拉身上 Maybe I'Il use that for Bella.
-哦 你应该加到她身上 -好啊 -Oh, you shouldl -Yeah.
其实 呃 我刚到 Listen, um, l'm just popping in.
我要放东西 I'm gonna drop these off,
然后去比弗利山庄见康斯坦斯 and then I'm gonna go meet Constance in Beverly Hills.
哦 真的假的 Oh, excuse me.
-跟老板一起实地考察 嗯… - Field trip with the boss? - Mm- hmm.
有人想讨好大老板哦 Somebody's making an impression.
我想她只是想针对八月刊 I think she just wants to give me notes
给我点建议 on the August issue
在她的自己的 呃 领地上 in her, you know, natural habitat.
话说回来 你能回来真是太好了 But anyway, it's so good that you're back.
哦 是的 感觉很棒 Oh, well, it feels great.
一切都是崭新光鲜的 Everything got so shiny.
-我知道 -对吧 - I know. -Right?
哦 修改稿你看过了吗 Oh, did you look at those revisions?
没 还没 我会看的 No, not yet, but I will.
我只是 呃 要被淹没了 l'mjust...you know, I'm swamped.
有太多事情了 There's just...there's so much going on here,
而且 而且 我正在努力写书 and...andI...I'm trying to write my book,
而且 我要 重装我的新公寓… and I have the...the renovations on the new condo.
还有呢 And?
加上暂住在玛戈酒店对 Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes,
所以 我简直没工夫睡觉 so I'm just getting no sleep.
所以 是酒店的问题 Now, is that the hotel's fault
还是你的摇滚歌星男朋友的问题 or your rock star boyfriend?
他不是我男朋友 他只是 He's not my boyfriend. He is just...
你搞上的著名音乐人 The famous musician you're shacking up with.
我简直不敢相信 I cannot believe this is my life
这不是我写的故事 而是我的生活 and not some story that I'm writing in my head.
太疯了 快跟贝拉一样了 lt's wild! lt's almost as wild as Bella.
你是哪里来的灵感 Where do you come up with that stuff?
哦 其实··· Oh, well, actually
我的头发看上去还正常吧 顺便帮我看看 Does my hair look okay, by the way?
我早上没工夫洗 I did not have time to wash it this morning
被做爱耽搁了 because I was having sex.
知道了 知道了 Yes, yes.
看上去很完美 lt looks perfect.
我来了 我来了 我来了 我来了 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, l'm here.
好 我希望你们能 呃 看一下我的笔记 Okay, I hope you can uh, read my notes.
有点弄脏了 They got a little bit smudged.
威士忌和 呃 Whiskey and, uh.
薄荷脆片雪糕 ...mint chip.
多么美好的周三 What a Wednesday.
我师从高手嘛 Well, I learned from the best.
对 你是 好 我把它叫作 Yes, you did. Okay, I call it
干净有趣 ...Good Clean Fun.
哦 你梦想的拍摄 Oh, your dream shoot.
好 我准备好了 全都告诉我吧 Okay, I am ready. Tell me everything.
西好莱坞的一个澡堂 A bathhouse, West Hollywood.
男人多到我们不知道该怎么办 More men that we know what to do with.
澡堂 好性感哦 A bathhouse? Very sexy.
好 角度是什么 Okay, what's the angle?
好的 Okay.
集体沐浴 Communal bathing.
男人们懒洋洋地躺着 看书 下棋 Men lounging, reading, playing board games.
这是对男性形态的探索 lt's an exploration of the male form
不加技巧地呈现原始面貌 without artifice, out in the wild.
这会不会有点太 呃··· Do you think it might be too, um...
对于《风骚女子》来说太超前了 ...straightforward for Minx?
这很真实 lt's real.
你懂得 真正的男性欲望 You know, actual male desire.
我完全懂 Totally.
这 呃 这 这很 呃… lt's, uh, it's...it's very, um...
或许我可以 呃 考虑一下 Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay.
里奇为了跟你推荐这个都等了好几周了 Richie's been waiting weeks to pitch this to you.
我们已经改约了两次了 We've already rescheduled twice.
-得定下来了 -是 - We have to pull the trigger. Yeah.
我只是 我不知道怎么 呃 I just...ldon't see how, um,
把这个投放进女性杂志里 this slots into a women's magazine.
如果说不是在澡堂呢 What if, you know, it's not in a bathhouse?
同样的内容 What if it's the same,
但是就 你懂得 发生在其他一些地方 but just, you know, somewhere else?
那就不一样了 Then it would be different.
我觉得我们应该把这个先放放 I think that we should put a pin in it
然后我们应该想想 and we should think about
一些更激励人心的的东西 好不好 something more aspirational, okay?
我们的插页终归是终极幻想 Our centerfolds are the ultimate fantasy.
女性的终极幻想 For our female readers.
听起来你有很清晰的构想 Sounds like you have a very clear vision.
有什么解决方案吗 Any fixes?
后台怎么样 ...what about backstage?
一个 一个摇滚明星 A- a stolen moment
在更衣室里的偷闲时刻 with a rock star in his dressing room?
哇哦 突发奇想是吧 Wow. Lightning strikes.
你是怎么想出这个点子的 How'd you come up with that one?
那我也去给咱找个摇滚明星吧 I guess I'll go find us a rock star.
你妈妈没教过你怎么拒绝别人吗 Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down?
我妈妈吗 没有 My mother? No.
我妈妈 My mother...
我妈妈不会跟我聊这些东西 My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff.
你不喜欢聊这些对吧 Not something you want to talk about?
不 也不是 No, not really.
好吧 我妈妈是个认真的碧池 Well, my mama is a serious bitch,
她教给我 and she taught me that
对于你不喜欢的东西直接说不 if you don't like something, you just say no.
-谁说我不喜欢了 -你自己 以四十种不同的方式 - Who says I didn't like it? - You, in 40 ways.
肢体动作 语调 甚至是 Body language, tone of voice, even the way
你一直挠后脑勺的样子 you keep scratching the back of your head.
好吧 我感觉被看穿了 Okay, I feel observed.
你觉得那样更好 You think it's nicer,
但那只会让一切更糟 but it only makes everything worse.
有话直说 Just be direct.
顺便 我看了你的工作开销 By the way, I've looked over your work expenses.
十四个玛歌酒店的支票存根 14 valet stubs from the Margaux.
我是带着公文包去的 I'm living out of a suitcase.
我 我 我需要一个工作的地方 I...I...I need a place to work.
你有办公室 You have an office.
我不会报销的 I'm not accepting these.
-是 但是我是在那··· -不 -Yeah, but I'm staying...-No.
看到这多简单了吗 See how easy that was?
不是问题 Not a problem.
贝拉随着 Bella quivered
大保罗一起颤抖 as Gian- Paul shivered.
哦 真不错 Ooh, that's good.
-雪莉 -嗨 道格 -Shel. -Hi, Doug.
能跟你谈谈吗 Can I talk to you?
贝拉·拉罗奇这玩意真是太让人性奋了 That Bella LaRouche stuff is sexy stuff.
真的 lt really is.
没想到这竟然是普里格家的人写出来的 I didn't expect it from a Prigger.
哦 我总是有着狂野的想象力 Oh, well, I've always had a wild imagination.
想象力 她嫁给了一个 lmagination...she's married to an orthodontist
来自拉肯亚达的牙齿矫正医师 from La Canada.
其实是圣玛利诺 所以··· lt's actually San Marino, so...
无论如何 我需要一点那种性感 Either way, I need a little bit of that sexiness
在我的特别计划上 on my special project.
我的版本可能需要一点灵感 My copy could use a spark.
我的灵感可不便宜 Well, my spark doesn't come cheap.
一百块瞥一眼如何 How's a hundred bucks and a peek on the inside?
成交 I'm in.
贝壳 Shellfish!
你将会和斑比密切合作 You're gonna be working pretty closely
-一个大项目 -那个 - with Bambs on this one. -You know what?
我的截稿时间快到了 能不能… I'm on a deadline, actually, so I should just...
别这样好吗 只是一个下午而已 而且… Oh, come on. lt's an afternoon, and that's.
好吧 反正我也就只有这些时间了 Well, that's really all the time we've got.
那我就交给你们两位了 So I'm gonna lock you two girls in this room,
尽情发挥哈 and please make some magic.
发挥不了了 出事了 Magic's on hold. We have a huge problem.
教会说我们不能再用他们的场地了 The archdiocese said we can't use their venue anymore.
哦不 这个大项目肯定做不成了 Oh, no. I guess it's all falling apart.
-不如我回去… -不 不 - I'll just get back to...-No, no.
没事没事 问题不大 Just a little speed bump. lt's a hiccup.
都会好的 Everything's gonna be just fine.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
你就让我做了一件事 You give me one thing to do,
我还搞砸了 and I already screwed it up.
哦 斑比 没事的 Oh, Bambi, it's fine.
午餐之前我搞定新场地 I'II have a new venue by lunch.
但我需要你们两位姑娘 But here's what I need you girls to do:
在房间里不管用什么手段 just stay in this room and grind it out
搞出点好活来好吗 until you make something great together, okay?
拜托了 Please.
不好意思 请出示预约 Sorry, appointment only.
她有预约 She has one.
-这位是贝蒂 设计师 -您好 - This is Betty, the designer. - Hi.
这里是我的新发现 My latest discovery.
致力解决女性衣柜中审美疲劳问题的 An all- female staff confronting the sartorial ennui
完美场所 员工全是女性 of the working women's wardrobe.
好吧 Right. Uh...
好吧 我同意 okay, well, while I agree
职业女性需要更多的着装选择 that professional women do need more clothing options,
但我在想 时尚的范围是不是超出了… I wonder if uh, fashion coverage is beyond the scope of.
不 我们来这不是为了讨论杂志的 No, we're not here for the magazine.
而是为了你 We're actually here for you.
我得再去挑一架备选 I'II grab the second rack.
一些新的服装搭配 A little wardrobe rethink.
用得着准备这么多吗 Multiple racks?
我都没发觉我的衣服都这么土 Didn't realize my wardrobe was so stale.
哦 你的品味很棒 真的 Oh, you have beautiful style. You do.
只是你的衣服需要跟上你的女性形象 lt just needs to catch up to the woman that you've become
配得上你苦心经营的杂志 and the magazine that you've elevated so beautifully.
哦好吧 我很高兴听到你这么说 Okay. That's very kind.
谢谢你 康斯坦斯 但是… Thank you, Constance, but it's...
实际上我已经在穿这方面下了很多功夫了 I actually put a lot of thought into what I wear.
是的 Right.
西装外套内搭衬衫 你的成功标配 Navy suits and pussy bows, they got you here,
但你真的不需要打扮得像男人一样 but you do not need to dress like a man
才能获得尊重 to earn the respect of one.
不 不 Mm- mm.
从现在开始改变 Not anymore.
那么 你有看上的吗 Surely, there is something here that catches your eye.
你看起来美极了 What a figurel
我就知道 See, I had a feeling.
好吧 Y...yeah.
看起来好像 跟我不太配 lt feels like a bit of a departure.
像你这样的人 No one at your level
总是无法对自己的性感和智慧 is claiming sexuality and intelligence
同样自信 with equal confidence.
我们在很强大的同时 也可以很有女人味 We can be powerful and feminine.
给那些女孩们一位可以崇拜的对象 Give our girls something to aspire to.
明白吗 我就是这样一路走过来的 See, I had to make this all up as I went along.
天呐 我还有伤疤以作见证 And boy, do I have the scars to prove it.
让我帮你吧 Let me ease your path a little.
我喜欢这样有你做榜样的感觉 I have loved having you to look to.
我以前没有这样的机会 lt's not something I'm used to.
我也很享受 And I have really enjoyed
有一位充满智慧的年轻女性可以让我唠叨 having a smart younger woman to fuss over.
没有人会强迫你做不喜欢的事 No one is gonna force you to do something that you don't want to do.
要不试试这个呢 y Why don't you wear this out, see how you feel?
如果你不喜欢就扔了 If you don't like it, we'll scrap the whole thing.
我在想 You know what?
既然我们还有大把空间 I think we might have room after all.
不如拿本砖头书来给她读 Bring back one of those chunky books for her to read.
我将此称之为”后台之耻” Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass.
她又不傻 你觉得她会看不出来吗 She's not dumb. This can't be in the magazine.
亲爱的 把下巴抬高一点 Honey, lift up your chin a little bit.
少点烦闷 多点品头论足的味道 Less bored, more judgmental.
你不在乎他为这首歌费了多少工夫 You don't care how hard he worked on that song.
你现在只有90%的操蛋 You're at 90%fuck you.
你需要让它拨到10% You need to bring this thing down to about ten.
只有90%吗 Only 90?
嘿 丹妮 快码字 Hey, Danny, fly in that typewriter.
她要让全世界都知道她有多忙 She wants everyone to know how busy she is.
呃 那得额外加钱 Oh, um, typewriting costs extra.
-里奇 -不好意思 -Richie? - Excuse me.
怎么了 What?
我们都知道复古澡堂是更好的选择 We both know I should be shooting Bathhouse right now.
她才是老大 好吗 She's the boss, remember?
乔伊斯和我以前是公平对话 Joyce and I used to have a dialogue.
现在她却对我发号施令 Now it feels like a lecture.
我能理解你的不满 I understand your frustration.
如果你不喜欢这个内容 直接别拍就行了 If you can't do this concept, just scrap the shoot.
我们可以弄一个回顾展 We'll go with a retrospective.
没那么难 Easy.
杂志创立还没满一年 The magazine isn't even a year old.
那样做简直是创意破产 That's creative bankruptcy.
对老板说”去你的吧”更是自毁前程 Telling your boss to go screw herself is career suicide.
别多想了 Don't sweat it.
我已经拍了一些傻乎乎的幕后照了 I already pulled some goofy, behind- the- scenes shots.
-我们可以直接… -别再打击我了 - We can just...Stop hurting me.
好吧 Okay.
我会想出办法的 I'lI figure it out.
还有这回事 What?
真的 我发誓 No, I swear.
我以为我已经结束了 但她一直在尖叫 I thought I was done, but she kept squealing,
所以我把双手伸进去 so I shoved both my hands back inside
又拉了一头猪仔出来 and pulled out another piglet.
老天啊 Oh, my God.
俄克拉荷马州的那些事儿啊 The things that happen to you on the 405.
我真是怀念这些故事 Oh, I have missed these stories.
天呐 看我们的工作进展得多快 Oh, my God, and look how fast the work went.
还有其他的吗 我们要… ls there anything else? Are we.
-没了 我想应该都弄完了 -好 -No, Ithink that's it. - Okay.
我们现在能做爱了吗 Should we have sex now?
哦 不··· 但··· 不 Oh, n, no. Uh, but...no.
我···我… l, um, l
我不能这样下去了 I can't do that again.
我还以为你回来工作 意味着··· I just thought with you coming back here, just.
是的 但是 我··· Yeah, well, l'm...
斑比 我是回来了 Bambi, l'm back,
但我们只能做朋友 but we need to be friends.
不能再继续…你懂的 No more...you know.
-偷欢高潮 -是的 没错 -Orgasms. -Yes, that.
也不能有其他相关行为了 Or any associated behaviors.
没关系 That's okay.
我爱朋友 朋友万岁 I love friends.
朋友是你选择的家人 Friends are the family you choose,
但家人不能和家人做爱 and you don't have sex with family.
除非是你的继兄妹 Unless it's your step- sibling.
就算那种事情发生了 And even then,
你必须保守秘密 you have to keep it a secret
以防成为他政治仕途的丑闻 because of his political career.
我只希望你能快乐 I just want you to be happy.
哦 我快乐 我很开心 Oh, Iam. I'm very happy.
那就好 Good.
那我也很开心 So am I.
完美 完美 Beautiful, beautiful.
后面很多女孩在看你们 Yeah, you've got a lot of girls out there
她们会爱死这些照片的 that'll wanna see this.
非常好 太棒了 That's nice. That's great.
状态非常好 That's excellent.
大卫 对着摄像头多来几张 David, shoot more toward the camera.
嘿 格拉汉姆 眼睛看我这儿 Hey, Graham. Eyes over here.
♪ She taught me to run ♪
我有空了 就来了 My day opened up.
你也入镜吧 Let's get you in the shot.
嘿 安迪 让她也入镜 Hey, Andy, let's get her in the shot.
她已经在了 She already is.
我们赶时间 亲爱的 挪一挪 We're on the clock, hon'. Budge up.
哦 好的 没问题 Oh, yeah. Totally get it.
那个 你想我站在··· Yes, um, where do you want me to...
哦对 你要去那边站着 Um, yeah, you should go over there.
后面那个凉亭 还是什么观景屋的地方 Back there in the gazebo, cabana thing.
-嗨 我是··· -乔伊斯·普里格 -Hi, I'm --Joyce Prigger.
-是的 是我 -有意思 -Yeah, that's me. -Fun.
你在写东西吗 You writing a story?
呃 是的 Uh, yeah.
是啊 有故事可写的时候我会的 Yeah, Icould be if there's, you know, one to tell.
你们有什么新闻吗 You want any nuggets included?
告诉粉丝们 Just make it clear
凯莉和尼尔在一起很幸福 Carrie and Neil are very happy together.
-嗯哼 -狂热追星女永远在虎视眈眈 - Mm- hmm. Groupies are always circling.
要是想喝点什么快去拿 Move quick if you want a drink.
她们什么都抢 They devour everything.
哦 你来的正好 Well, you're just in time
我们都在休息 'cause we're all out.
-这杯给你 -谢谢 - There you go. Mm, thank you.
-你的裙子真好看 -谢谢夸奖 -Love your dress. - Thank you.
所以… Um, so...
我们和格拉汊姆一起的 We're with Graham.
他希望我们都能到场 He wanted our eyes on this.
是吗 Did he?
那你们怎么认识格拉汉姆的 And how do you know Graham?
我是在派对上 I was at this party
被邀请上台摇沙锤 and got invited onstage to play the shakers.
居然 You don't say?
他告诉她 她是他见过的所有女孩里 He told her that she had the best rhythm
-节奏感最好的 -快别说了 - of any girl he'd ever met. - Stop.
乔伊斯 我亲爱的风骚女子 Joyce, my minx,
你想吃点什么吗 you want something from the kitchen?
我们在点单 We're putting in an order.
-嗯 -我的天 - Um...Oh, my God.
-你是那个《风骚女子》主编吗 -嗯哼 - You're the Minx lady? - Mm- hmm.
我的老天爷 Oh, my God!
我妈爱惨了你的杂志 My mom loves your magazine.
你妈妈吗 Your mom?
那真不错 That is great.
真是太···好了 That's so, that's so great.
我们确实有很多年纪比较大的读者 We have a lot of older, um, readers.
你妈妈多大了 How old is your mom?
下周满32岁 32 next week.
但你这个年纪却在和格拉汉姆约会吗 And you're dating Graham?
呃 我绝对不会说是在约会 Uh, would definitely not say dating.
那你呢 So what about you?
乔伊斯·普里格来这欢乐的 I mean, what is Joyce Prigger doing
小凉亭里干什么呢 in the fun time cabana?
这可真是个好问题 You know, that is a great question.
-嘿 -嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
贵宾这边请 VIPs this way.
哦 乔伊斯 Ooh, Joycel
好靓女 Looking good.
蒂娜 哦 你夸我了 好感动 Tina! Oh, I am touched.
-别让我收回刚刚的话啊 -啊 - Don't make me regret the compliment. - Oh.
-她真是光彩夺目 -可不嘛 - lsn't she stunning? - Mm- hmm.
你感觉怎样 How do you feel?
舒服自在 Like myself.
你讲对了 你真的讲对了 You were right. You were right.
-谢谢你逼我 -这才是我的好姑娘 - Thank you for the push. - Aw, that's my girl.
好了 一起喝一杯 AlI right, a toast.
道格甚至准备了我的最爱 杜林标 Doug even got me my favorite. Drambuie.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
-干杯 -干杯 -Cheers. -Cheers.
你们觉得这是要搞什么 What do you think this is?
唔 Mm.
女士们 绅女士们 演出即将开始… Ladies and gentleladies, the show is about to begin. ...
-这酒劲真大 -请各位入座 That is strong. ...and so please take your seats
放空大脑 and clear your minds,
演出现在开始 because the journey starts now.
这就是为什么我应该加薪 And that's why I deserve a raise.
少废话 Quit yer yappin'!
把裙子撩起来让大爷看看你的腿 Hike up that skirt and show me those legs.
我的晚饭呢 Where's my dinner?
说好有火腿的 You promised me ham!
上帝要是在乎你的想法 If God wanted your opinion,
他会把造你成男人 he would've made you a man.
你也踩一脚 神父 Et tu, padre?
哦呀 Oh!
在1973年做女人太难了 lt's so hard being a woman in 1973.
要是有办法能有所改变就好了 If only there was a way to make a change.
我说要是有办法能有所改变就好了 I said, if only there was a way to make a changel
一盏脏兮兮的油灯 A dirty lamp?
女人的活简直永远做不完 A woman's job is never done.
魔法精灵 A magic genie?
我来为实现你三个愿望 I'm here to grant you three wishes.
哦 哇 Hmm, wow.
我第一个愿望是找到一个懂我心愿的男人 I guess my first wish would be to find a man who gets it.
愿望必达 这个男人… Your wish is my command.
在风骚女子俱乐部 at Club Minxl
没错 女士们 That's right, ladiesl
欢迎光临并多多光顾风骚女子俱乐部 Welcome to the club where you come first and often!
不用担心今夜的晚餐 Don't worry about dinner tonight,
咱们莫里斯正在准备得热乎呢 because what Maurice has cooking is piping hot!
别激动地弄皱了裤子 Don't get your panties in a bunch.
伊万会把你的底裤脱下来… Ivan's here to take'em off.
好好熨一熨 ...and iron them.
♪ Hollywood high ♪
哦… Oh.
你是否感觉生活失意壮志难酬呢 女士们 Are you feeling underappreciated, ladies?
或许今夜的内斯特能为你解忧宽颜 Well maybe tonight Nestor can help,
他将会照顾好你的孩子们 'cause he's gonna take really good care of your children.
最后的最后 女士们 And Iast but definitely not least, ladies,
请记住 这场革命里你们不是孤军奋战 remember you're not alone in this revolution.
哦 不 Oh, no!
我的泽维尔不惧为你们的权利… Because my guy Xavier isn't afraid to fight. ...
冲锋陷阵 for your rights!
♪ They say in Hollywood the garden grows ♪
♪ They say in Hollywood That everyone knows ♪
♪ Oh ♪
芜湖呼 呀 Whoo- hoo- hoo! Yeah!
这才是开场的正确方式 兄弟们 That's how you start a show, boys!
性感 太性感了 再接再厉 继续加油 Sexy, sexy! Keep fluffing, keep fluffing!
道格 最后再看看莫里斯的妆造 Doug, last looks on Maurice.
试试看啊 Let's just see.
把这个放进去 别害羞 Stick this in there. Don't be shy.
-你认真的吗 -没有别的意思 - For real? - lt's not a judgment.
这是舞台艺术 小莫 按我说的做 lt's stagecraft, Mo. Just do what I'm asking.
我所有的言语字句都没有它恰如其分 AlI the letters I can write are not as fair as this.
如天鹅绒般的音节 Syllables of velvet,
红宝石般深幽 湿漉不涸 depths of ruby, undrained.
都这了 还嫌澡堂过火 And a bathhouse was too much?
-乔伊斯在哪 -得看情况 - Where's Joyce? - Depends.
你的拍摄进度如何了 Where'd you land on the shoot?
最后期限不等人啊 Deadline's a deadline.
欸 我应该觉得这婴儿迷人吗 Now, am I supposed to find the baby attractive?
我确实这么觉得 Because I do.
但这是否是这场演出的意图呢 But is that the intention of the piece?
也许不要想那么深为好 Probably best to not think about it too hard.
嘿 泽维尔过来一下 Hey, Xavier. Come here for a sec, would ya?
悉听尊便 道格先生 Anything you need, Mr. Doug.
好 看到那边的女人了吗 Okay, you see that woman over there?
我手指的那个 See the one I'm pointing at?
嗯 看到了 Mm- hmm. Yeah.
你不是个一般的男人 You got something special in you, man.
-知道我的意思吗 -嗯 - Know what I mean? - Mm.
你一直在为此努力奋斗 You've been working your whole life for it.
现在你的机会来了 Well, now's the moment.
我要你以你独一无二的方式 I want you to go make that woman feel alive
让那位女性感受到生命的活力 the way only the X- man can.
呃 我的名字不是泽维尔 You know, my name actually isn't Xavier.
-行行 知道 知道 -好的 - Yeah, Iget it, I get it. - Okay.
但我要你拿出这种劲头 好吗 But that's what I'm gonna need from you, okay?
好 Okay.
等等等等 No, no, no, no, no.
现在是性感婴儿的舞台 给他点时间 Sexy baby's on stage. Just give him a second.
你还可以许最后一个愿望 You have one final wish.
考虑清楚了 Use it wisely.
我希望女人统治世界 I wish women ruled the world.
作为美国的下一任总统 As the next President of the United States,
你承诺守护生命 自由 do you promise to protect life, liberty,
和追求… and the pursuit of.
性的权利吗 sexiness?
我承诺 美国 I do, America.
♪ Friends say it's fine ♪
♪ Friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says ♪
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
♪ I move like a cat Charge like a ram ♪
♪ Sting like a bee, babe I wanna be your man ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪
♪ You were meant for me ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪
♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪
♪ Friends say it's fine Friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says ♪
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
风 骚 女 子 M- I- N- X!
-这是哪里 -风骚女子俱乐部 - What club is this? - Club Minxl
没错 太棒了 Yeahl So good!
性感极了 伙计们 So sexy, guys!
非常精彩 非常棒 太棒了 That was excellent. Really good, really good.
嘿 给他们点小费 来点实在的 Hey, tip these guys out, okay? Give 'em some real money.
我真为你们骄傲 I'm so proud of you guys!
我们前无古人 后无来者 Block off 73 and"741
我们火了 爱死你们了 We got a fucking hit! I love you guys so much.
嗨 Hey!
你说你要大型创意 我给你来了个重磅的 You said you wanted a big idea, I gave you gravity, huh?
这是自我婚礼上的 I haven't been this entertained
纳·京·科尔的献唱后 我第一次这么满足 since Nat King Cole sung at my wedding.
我就知道 Oh, l knew it!
但这仅仅是个开始 But this is just the startl
我想先从中型市场开始 I want to start with medium- size markets,
两个剧团 分别去东海岸和西海岸 two troupes, East Coast, West Coast.
-一定会… -乔伊斯有些想法 - really just......Joyce has some concerns.
是吗 我看你 Oh, yeah. I saw you.
对我的哥们泽维尔很有想法啊 You seemed to be very concerned with my pal Xavier.
演出非常精彩 The show was really fun.
简直是特效杂技 lt was acrobatic,
那些男人的身材也很吸引眼球 and the men had impressive physiques.
没错 他们身材很硬核吧 Oh, these boys have rock- hard bodies.
那种身材需要超人的努力 而他们做到了 lt takes real dedication, and they got it.
看得出你很享受 I saw you liking it.
你办了一个精彩的派对 You throw a great party.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
但我不愿意举办这种派对 But I don't want to be the host of it.
这不是风骚女子范儿 lt just, it wasn't Minx.
你 你说什么呢 Well, what are you talking about, right?
风骚女子早已经不仅仅是杂志了 Minx is so much more than a magazine now.
我们可以是任何范儿的 不是吗 We can be whatever the fuck we want, right?
别人比不上我们 No one at our level
是因为我们宣扬性和智两方面 is claiming sexuality and intelligence
都同样的自信 with equal confidence,
这个派对展示出了一方面 但我··· and this was one of those things, but it just...
我看不出两方面同时闪耀的可能性 I don't see a world where it ever becomes both.
你说你想要被惊艳 对吧 You said you wanted to be wowed, right?
你今晚惊艳到没有 Well, were you fucking wowed tonight?
有 非常惊艳 也非常享受 Yes, and as much as I enjoyed myself,
但我必须听取乔伊斯的意见 I have to defer to Joyce.
我们说好的 That was our deal.
但 乔伊斯你看看 But Joyce, you look at that.
性解放就摆在你面前啊 Sexual liberation on display.
道格 我的回答是“不” Doug, the answer is no.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
一点看不出你骂领导的怨气了 I can barely hear the"fuck you. "
-乔伊斯很满意 -她当然满意 - Joyce loved them. -Of course she did.
-照片非常精彩 -嗯 -These are amazing. -Mm.
换成澡堂会更好 Bathhouse would've been better.
你根本没准备办回顾展吧 You weren't really gonna do a retrospective, were you?
不会 连我都知道这不是个好主意 No. Even I know that's a bad idea.
嗯 Hmm.
其实吧 你真的很擅长 You know, you're really good
人力管理之类的事情 at this whole managing people thing.
这是我的本职工作 lt's my job.
但我可不喜欢你管我 But I'm not sure I like it when you do it to me.
有时候你就是我的本职工作 Sometimes you're the job.
但你值得我这样做 But you're worth it.
看看你自己的实力 Look what you can do.
你觉得其他人知道我们真的很厉害吗 You think anyone else knows how good we are?
不可能的 Not a chance.
♪ To have and to hold ♪
♪ To say in my soul ♪
振作起来 好吧 Chin up, okay?
没人能抢走你们的功劳 No one can take away what you did out there.
哦… Oh.
嘿 我知道你很受伤 Hey, l know it hurts.
我才为此努力了一天 I mean, Ionly worked on it a day,
就已经够失望了 and I'm very disappointed.
我无法想象你现在的感受 I can't imagine how you're feeling.
当你有了一个梦想 When you dream something up
却被生生夺走的时候… and someone just takes it away...
我会觉得是不是我能力不够 I don't think I have it in me.
生意场真刻薄 Business is so mean.
确实很刻薄 lt is mean,
你今晚好好睡一觉 知道吗 but you just need a good night's sleep, you know?
你能多待一会儿吗 Will you stay a little longer?
我想要一个朋友陪伴 I just need a friend.
今天晚上我不想孤孤单单的 I don't want to be alone tonight.
我我也想留下来陪你 但我… You know what? I wish I could, but I just...
我 我必须得回家了 I, I have to get home.
对不起啊 I'm sorry.
没事的 lt's okay.
真浪费 What a waste.
你知道 我打16岁起就没有过老板 You know, I haven't had a boss since I was 16 years old,
而我现在有俩老板了 and now I have two,
其中一个还是天杀的乔伊斯·普里格 and one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger.
我还在想你什么时候才能发现呢 I was wondering when you were gonna figure that out.
我忙得四脚朝天 I have been busting my ass.
我一直都在努力地工作 蒂蒂 I've been working so hard, Tines.
可是我有什么成果 And what do I have to show for it?
一辆劳斯莱斯 一个六位数的合同 A Rolls- Royce, a six- figure deal,
还有···你有多少条高端泳裤来着 and...how many Speedos did you buy?
至少2000条 Minimum was 2, 000.
我有点飘了买了4000条 I got a little cocky and bought 4, 000.
你可以···呃 把《风骚女子》的标志印在上面 You could uh, slap a Minx logo on'em.
不了吧 Please don't.
不如我们钻进你的豪车里 What do you say we hop in your fancy car,
沿着海岸线一直开 drive up the coast,
消失在没人能找到我们的地方 get lost where no one can reach us?
除非你开 让我在车里酩酊大醉 Only if you drive so I can get drunk in the car.
成交 Deal.
你没说再见 You never said goodbye.
有人说过不能打扰天才的工作 I was told not to interrupt the talent.
我错了 I made a mistake.
我想你在场 我就是…我也不知道 I wanted you there, it's just...Idon't know.
有时候我会陷入在情绪中 逢场作戏 Sometimes, sometimes I get caught up.
你是个明星 格拉汉姆 You're a star, Graham.
你应该享受随之而来的权利 And you should enjoy that.
而我也同样 I plan on doing the same.
只不过不是和你一起 Just not with you.
拜托 Come on.
-别生气啊 -我没生气 - Don't be mad. - l'm not.
我们在一起很快乐 Look, we had a lot of fun,
你还向我介绍了我最喜欢的酒店 and you introduced me to my new favorite hotel.
好吧 行 AlI right. Okay.
行吧 Yeah.
那我们能不能至少··· Well, can we at least just...
-晚安 格拉汉姆 -好吧 -Good night, Graham. -Okay.
如果你改主意了… If you change your mind...
随时来找我 I'II be over here.
-是那谁··· -是的 -Was that -Yeah.
♪ Thunder And lightning in my eyes ♪
♪ And when the train ♪
♪ Began to move ♪
♪ Then she waved goodbye To being for a while ♪
♪ All the air ♪
♪ Just seemed quite foggy To me ♪
♪ We have spoken in a way ♪
♪ And I knew ♪
♪ That I had known her Before this day ♪
♪ Echoing inside the ♪
♪ Memories ♪
♪ Still unknown to me ♪
♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪
♪ Can you love someone ♪
♪ You've only met A while ago ♪
♪ Is it just a life ♪
♪ A lifetime gone ♪
♪ Sing ba-da-da-da Da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
快出来 Show you up.
呃啊 Ugh!
什么情况 你在做什么 What was that? What were you doing?
这什么鬼 What the hell is this?
-如果这是我使命的召唤呢 -美食黄片吗 - What if this is my calling? ·Food porn?
这真是大错特错 This is a huge mistake.
这地方几乎能嗅出失败的味道 s This town has a nose for failure.
-雷内蒂 -嘿 -Renetti! - Yeah.
一点都不会痛 This isn't gonna hurt one bit.
-哦不 -绝对不行 -Oh, no. -Absolutely not.
-不不不没门 -你这根针休想… - No, no, no, no, no. -You're not gonna stick your.
我就像个淫荡的独裁者 I look like a slutty dictator.